Yeah the other guard being one of those "hey, what are all those terrified screams at the back and why is my colleague dead? better go check it out DOIIII"

Nanny for hire: "don't worry, I won't bite" *winky face*

Also, "VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE…let's fuck"

No Pesci :(

A dream come true. Galifianakis is great most of the time (just don't put him in a Todd Phillips film) and best in things like Bored To Death, Tim & Eric, or his stand-up specials. CK is always great, even in mediocre films like American Hustle (or his brief part in Blue Jasmine, but that was better than just…

It's my favourite Tarantino film hands-down. I loved seeing Keaton's character show up in Soderbergh's Out Of Sight too…such a treat! Looking forward to seeing this - I really like Mos Def and John Hawkes and the rest of the cast sounds decent too.

The vampire hunters were a good spin on things! Definitely amping up the Buffy vibes…though I was hoping for something a little less obviously silly (The X-Files). A lot of the dialogue in this is outrageous.

"I mean, it was wayyy too 80's for this show set in the 80's"

"Erotic City" by Prince.

Or better yet…KILL EVERYBODY

"My arse is grass, and Wonton's got a lawnmower…you dig?"

"That's funny, that cat just told me to leave"