Raclette Larson melted and slipped under the chairs.

This is the kind of idea I might have proposed but suffixed with "…but it'll never happen".

My own Top 25 of 2016:

My own Top 25 of 2016:

My advice? Trade in Mary Berry for Matt Berry.

I remember Yuck. Only have their first album though. Lost track after that.

I love Death Waltz and fair play to them for hooking up with Mondo, but I do miss them being a solely UK label. It meant we in the UK/Europe could get their titles for more affordable prices and they didn't sell out too quickly, whereas now they're probably being snapped up by North American fanboys with more money…

Please don't eff this up…

Nah still haven't seen it! '90 was on TV and I didn't want to spoil the other two. I'll probably have to watch them all in one go.

Last season was the best so far. Less Piper, more others. I didn't understand why I was still watching it but I was pleasantly surprised.

Sexual intimidation: my favourite kind of intimidation.

Can I also just say - I'm a bit late to the party, but Cleary's accent is brilliant. To my ears he sounds authentically Irish, to the point where I was actually surprised to find out the actor is American.

"No more boxing, drinking and sex with white women for me now!" :(

Yeah I thought there was a hint that he might end up with the sister…but she wasn't the one who had broken an engagement, it was another sister.

Can't wait for the beat-em-up video game tie-in

The new "yo momma"

I don't want to be 'that guy' but believe it was a Futurama reference…

Down with the monarchy!

Why does Trump, the largest of the Republicans, not simply eat the other candidates?

All of this please. In and around my face.