Open letter to my ex: eat a dick and don't break up with your next boyfriend via text. Also your bar sucks.

Additionally, in what I am sure is a complete coincidence, the restriction on men who have had sex with men even once since 1977 sits just below the restriction for people who've used needles to take drugs on the FDA's guidelines, because as we are all doubtless aware, gay and bisexual men are so very comparable to…

Hmmm who else do we know who famously talks all about her fake writing credits?