And since it can see the past, it can post ads like “Actors that you didn’t know were dead!”

“History is written by the victors”

I can’t imagine what shitty websites would look like if an asshole had a Xatu. Each day posts like “These 10 Actors Will Die Next Month!”

If Pokemon were real, some asshole would use a Xatu to spoil the ending of Game of Thrones for everyone.

Xatu used “Google historical event!” It was super effective. 

Remember for all the Trumpers and Fox News frauds that decry these “liberal celebrities” & “coastal elites” they would kill to have them as friends and to attend their parties & be in their orbit. The problem that Trump & crew will always have is despite claiming to hate these people, they would kill for their…

This is something red states are going to need to learn the hard way. If you want to attract business then you need to stop fighting the culture wars because those businesses need to be able to attract talent. You can’t spend all of your time on abortion bans and “religious freedom” laws and think you can attract a…

Yep, I saw the sketch LOL. It did incorporate that one concept of white women calling the manager that has been a running joke for years. So wait ... you mean the same concept CAN’T be done over and over again in Hollywood? HWHAT??? O_O

Crispin took me all the way out.

I'd like to add Crispin, Corbin, Hunter, Gunther, and the one white dude whose mom thought she was being cool... Fox. (I coached a kid named Fox years ago smh). 

Don’t they always cast people who look just like them? Why can’t Jordan Peele do it too? They big mad and I’m here for it. I’ve already seen Us twice and I’m planning for a third. Jordan Peele can have my coins. 

The minute he said this I knew the proverbial shit would hit the fan. I mean Jordan didn’t even have to say this because we all know how white men react when any film, TV show, Broadway Play, off Broadway play, mini series, Romantic Comedy, porno or Instagram post doesn’t revolve around them or their shitty lives. Oh…

They ALL quote “I am truly sorry” or some version.

Again, the ONLY headline to call it an apology was the crappy Boston Herald one. The others literally just quote Kraft without evaluating the apology in any way.

Your high-stakes games of Candyland have gone too far!

This got dark, quickly. lol

They’re not falling for Kraft’s pasteurized process cheese food version of an apology. They know, deep in their heart of hearts, that it’s absolute bullshit. But they need US to fall for it to protect their media coverage access to that vaunted American institution known as “footbaw.”

Ah, the classic, “I’m sorry I got caught” apology. 

+1 but when I read that quote, all I could think was Sooooo you're saying your wife liked massage parlor handjobs too?  No judgement here, she sounds like an open-minded gal.

The whole thing reads like him saying “I’m sorry I got caught.”