Oh JESUS.How in the FUCK they gonna 'splain THIS away?

THESE MOTHERFUCKAAAS...’MERICA,GOTDAMMIT!

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DAMN. The REST of you sad-ass motherfuckers who have the TEMERITY to call yourselves “Writers?”

“Investigated”, my ass.This was HOMICIDE.

BWAHAHA

ALLEGEDLY.

Ignorant-ass gwailo ALERT.

Exactly. The only Black Lotus that has any actual significance.

Sorry. That’s a CANARD.

I don’t get it. I stopped playing Dungeons & Dragons in high school. How is this ANY different? You IMAGINE casting spells—and....NOTHING HAPPENS.

HAH!!

“KABLAM."

ABOUT GODDAMN TIME.

Uh NO,dude. Ohhhh that’s right..you must live inside the “Winnable Trade WarZone’(tm)

Don't even START with that "from COAL"bullshit.

Running out oxygen isn't that exciting EITHER...things just quietly go BLACK.

....”Damn.” That..was one HELL of a VOLLEY.

Bwahaha

“Womp WOMP,motherfucker."