velocedog
Winston Grant
velocedog

ABOUT GODDAMN TIME.

The fact that their ANIMATED movies kick UNPRECEDENTED amounts of ASS ..and yet they NEVER release them to the goddamn THEATRES.

Uh NO,dude. Ohhhh that’s right..you must live inside the “Winnable Trade WarZone’(tm)

Don't even START with that "from COAL"bullshit.

Running out oxygen isn't that exciting EITHER...things just quietly go BLACK.

CORRECT.

....”Damn.” That..was one HELL of a VOLLEY.

Bwahaha

Womp WOMP,motherfucker."

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Ahem.. you HAVE heard of the DOD, haven’t you?

Savagery? I take it our friend at Lamborghini has never heard of the RIMAC—the electric BEAST that damn near KILLED Richard Hammond: a man SO confident in his ability to handle high-powered iron that he kept LOOKING AWAY from the windshield to do ‘holy shit look how fast i’m going’schtick while going 240 in a VEYRON?

“That,my friend,”he said,adjusting his pince-nez and pulling on his custom ibex-hide driving gloves,”Is the FUTURE.”

Uhhhhh.. NO.

Then you need to know: There are some ELECTRIC boats coming out of Sweden that will BLOW DOORS.....

HELL YES.

Fuck THAT shit. A jet-BLACK,ELECTRIC-DEAD SILENT,SUPERPOWERED 1100 hp(except for the squealing TIRES )Viper—would FINALLY fit the killer ANIMAL it was NAMED after. And with a powerplant that didn’t jump around...it might actually live up to the promise of its frame’s geometry.

HA!

Oh JEEZUS SAVE ME!!

That, my frand—calls for:”BWAHAHAHAHA Mark 5".