Some will cry “clickbait”, but fuck em, joke preservation trumps all other considerations.

WHY DID HE NOT CHECK THE TIRE PRESSURES GODDAMMIT?

Me: Hey, uh... this condom has holes it.

I have a 2 year-old Moto X. If the phone isn’t plugged in, I just assume I’m at about 24%.

I remember, but I didn’t think it was weird.

It’s like an Aston Martin had a few too many drinks and the Prius didn’t technically say “no.”

I dunno, I don’t see ‘Superfast’ anywhere in its name.

Corsair 720S

I’d be down for that

Are you sure that first picture isn’t some gaming PC case?

What?

Cheese and rice, who ISNT working with BMW right now?!! McLaren partnering with engines, Toyota partnering for powertrains and platforms, Mercedes partnership for sourcing parts, Nissan partnership for charging stations...

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

rumour has it there was a circumcision option in the beta, but it was cut.

And then do different variations of the same crash 12 times until you get the corner right.

Is it just me, or does it look a lot like a Pagani?

The production version actually had it integrated into the windshield, but the panel gap was just so huge that it looked like a traditionally mounted mirror.

Love for a daughter and hatred for the Empire

And this is the flag