Note to self: if ever buying a Mustang, get 2016

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

Like you could afford a new Porsche.

All the glued-on wood veneer in the world won’t matter until they toss the TV set and equip the car with a proper interface that isn’t an ergonomic catastrophe.

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

Gather all the concepts there, leaving that modern Alfa Romeo GTV, take them to the nearest dumpster, and work on your sky hook with them into it. Then, take that Alfa concept, pack up that kid and all of his belongings, fly him to Italy, roundhouse kick the doors at the Alfa Romeo headquarters and present them with…

Or Cho is a lying hack and tried to get the spotlight put on her?

Come of Freddy, this is jalopnik, we read the title, maybe the first paragraph, scroll through the pictures and go to the comments.

And now let us pay tribute to the only good thing to come out of the EA/Porsche partnership

Give something a German name and a huge price tag and you’re just asking for mechanical problems after the warranty’s up. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Keep Patrick away!

I’d take the job of driving 200 mikes a day in a Murcielago to inspect race tracks in England.

New phone, who dis

“I hate Ayn Rand”

*shrug*

I got a copy of the recall notice.

How do you say “Why didn’t you turn?” in Arabic?

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

You can always update the article and while you’re at it retitle it “games fucking Nintendo should fucking put in the fucking virtual store” 😝