HR always takes the cat’s side, because she hired the little shit and I lose the fringe benefit of being able to sleep in my own bed when I complain.

I just went full-time as a freelancer. I’m loving my new workplace, but I think my co-worker hates me. He’s always trying to disrupt my workflow, and he takes it to ridiculous extremes—-he even threw up on the floor next to my desk and looked at me like I’m supposed to be the one to clean it up.

My main problem as a new dota player (45 games...most of them in the past week) is that, obviously I’m new, that’s why I’m playing with you low-skilled / low-ranked people. SO WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED IF I’M A BIT OF A NOOB? ;—;

Thanks for this awesome article Tyler.

This seriously just happened by pure chance:

I am very fucking sorry you feel that way.

The only relative who would actually tell me to stop swearing would be my mother, and if she’s commenting, you’ll know, because she’ll specify it’s her.

Why is Pinkham the only GM writer that gets these kinds of comments? I’m beginning to suspect a relative is involved.

I backed this and regret it too. I have no interest in the game they’re currently describing. I knew the risks going in, so I won’t complain. But I wonder whether there could be a system that holds developers accountable for sticking to what they pitch (within some reasonable margin of error). I guess I think that a…

Kenshin

There’s so much going on here, but I really can’t stop laughing at how perfectly the Buffalo Wild Wings signage is framed throughout. Camera pans around it like it’s a level in Street Fighter.

My grandfather came here from Hercegovina when he was 16. He had the address of a family friend in New York City and heard a rumor that there was a concrete plant somewhere in New York that hired Croatians. There was, but as far as I can tell he never worked there. He worked odd jobs, moved around to the homes of…

I’m not 16. I am 34. I have a full time career.

It’s not “timed exclusivity”. No one is paying to keep it PC only. Only console makers do that.

Oh, cats, you are the weirdest little fuckers, and are my favorite. <3

We have a cat who is obsessed with eating them, to the point that he'll dig them out of the trash, the backs of closets, and has been known to open packages before their recipient could get to them.

He's still kicking. His litterbox is just weird after.

I'm sorry, but, your thinking here is completely ludicrous. Declining to pay for your guests' mixed drinks is not the same thing as "charging" them for mixed drinks, at all. When a wedding doesn't include free hot-air balloon rides, do you get angry at the hosts for "charging" the guests for hot-air balloon rides? …

Of course 27% percent of American's believe this. This is known.