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Great writing.

What bothers me so much is she does not need the money. She has more money than even her materialistic ass could spend in 20 lifetimes. She is greedy, selfish, and clearly has had extensive plastic surgery.

Here’s my thing, aside from the potential danger of teas and lollipop appetite supressants:

It doesn’t cut deep enough. Roseanne already has a lot of experience responding to those type of insults. You want to get under their skin from a truly vulnerable spot.

...how is that a “degrading act to women everywhere?” If a woman wants to engage in that behavior, isn’t that her right? Who are you to say that disqualifies her from being a feminist?

And miss out on the precocious gay theatre kid with all the quips; the bumbling stunted bro bachelor; and the mother who’s just trying to keep it all together? This is some avant-garde level original comedy. Don’t miss out on this one time to catch it!

Sure, let’s push through legislation to ‘protect’ fetuses, but hey, when it comes to protecting actual children and adults from gun violence, it’s ‘stricter gun laws won’t actually stop these events from happening because people will still acquire guns if they’re determined enough’.

Wait, there’s a T-rex? Dammit, I’ve already bought the swan! Hmmm, I’ll just buy it for when the swan inevitably dies from exposure to high desert sun. I’m so practical.

Wait, there’s a T-rex? Dammit, I’ve already bought the swan! Hmmm, I’ll just buy it for when the swan inevitably

Sigh. I know you’re a troll. But as someone who knows people in the transcription and captioning fields, and who is myself studying to be a captioner, this is just wrong. Transcriptionists and captioners have a duty to capture the spoken record as accurately as possible, and we take that seriously. To imply we would

Ugh, his complexion is a thousand percent “bloated corpse in dirty river.”

Ex cop here.

So this guy fucked up in all kinds of ways. He created the entire situation, pulled his gun, then shot it, either accidentally or on purpose. I’m so sick of people with power thinking they can do whatever in the fuck they want to other people.

What these people need is some sort of program to help them deal with their anger and find more productive uses of their free time so they are not menaces to society.