Funtime story: Back when I was doing a ton of launch coverage for the original Xbox, I *loved* the DoA that launched with it (3?). When everyone was gushing about Soul Caliber—a game still played on entirely flat surfaces with fairly basic defense options—here was a game where nearly every arena had multiple levels, co…

Ha, I just showed this to my 8 year old.

I feel like they’re about to do a Robot Chicken skit.

Maybe let’s not get all cutesy about a fascist dictator on the verge of genocide? Making a tiny joke about it in the first line doesn’t make a difference. This isn’t an article Kotaku, or anyone else, should be running unless you’re willing to really confront the shit Bolsanaro has said and done.

Oh DANG that Kefka is awesome....

Didn’t he also get that wrong...

Poor AOC.  Those Times Square tourists will never elect her again.

The police caught 'em all.

The whole game was arrested?

Its only normal because people made it normal. I don’t understand why keeping someone employed is so damn hard for the current society.

And it’s not like they were the ones who took the picture either.

CP could also stand for Club Penguin, which was a favorite amongst kids for a long while. It was often referred to as such before it’s shutdown in fact. It was the first thing that came to my mind.

Obligatory:

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

Female armor that’s fully protected... What kind of shenanigans is this?

Guess it needed more ball pits.

I’m in the Liz Lemon camp.