Superhuman Samurai Cyber Squad!

Tidal’s holding company, Aspiro, lost 28 million last year.

Don’t get me wrong Peggy Bundy was one of my favorite parts of Married With Children (I liked it as a kid, I understand it’s a tad problematic). But when you have, maybe had at this point, talent and are super wealthy dressing like Peggy Bundy isn’t ... Enviable? Classy? Interesting? It seems kinda desperate and weird.

If they show a good strip the “PA sux , dump it” guys have nothing to post and spend the rest of the day feeling unfulfilled...

“I did not vote in the primary, because I didn’t recognize anyone but Kim Guadsomething.”

Don’t forget how he vetoed the bill so children can’t be pressed into underage marriage with their statutory rapists. Family values!

New Jersey has some of the highest taxes in the world. The average New Jersey homeowner probably pays more in taxes than the average Swede and gets far, far less.

In Chris Christie’s defense, if you have an approval rating of 15% and no job prospects what’s the point of NOT acting like the villain of a Depression era comic strip?

My roots in this country go back over 300 years, I never thought I would be this fucking disgusted with America and so truly ashamed of this country.

I will gladly replace your healthcare Tuesday after repealing it today.

There are also qualified people who wouldn’t touch that administration with a ten-foot pole.

Right? Ten years ago you’d never imagine wanting to smell a plumber, but now you’re actively wondering what Mario would smell like.

Just this morning a woman in her late 20's sat next to me on bus, sharply dressed, cute glasses, stank like rotten bananas, fake vanilla and a hint of toffee. She had enough of the stuff on her to make my eyes water.

you realize the audience has never been near anything resembling a woman that wasn’t an inflatable pillow, right?

“Heard you talkin’ shit.”

Looks like Flash is stealing a box of pizzas (rather than holding the Mother Box).

Fahey, please. I just finished eating.

I wish I could say that this is surprising. I really do. But this is FFXV were talking about. It’s been shameless since the moment it sold it’s soul for Cup of Noodle.

Wait, a bad Square Enix mobile game? Sounds like you’re full of shi-

I felt good about the US list of games until I read this. D: