I have a different opinion, I actually prefer the second game - and I know that I’m the minority on this one.

“We call them the funinsured because they can use all that money they’re not wasting on insurance on booze to make their last days on earth go faster!”

“Due to the unforeseen popularity of the NES Classic, we at Nintendo have decided to increase production to 10 whole systems, the first three of which are now available for preorder”

This is FFVI. AKA the best Final Fantasy.

Rant away! I love this sort of rant.

Sony was able to sell roughly 915k units up to March, which is damn good numbers.

“I’ve helped pass and signed 38 Legislative Bills, mostly with no Democratic support, and gotten rid of massive amounts of regulations. Nice!”

If there’s any consolation in this its that it’s the least effective witness intimidation tactic EVER!

“You’d better hope there isn’t any tape of our conversation!”
“The conversation between us that completely supports my account of events?”
“Exactly. Check and mate...”

I’m a huge proponent of vajazzling. Nowadays, if I’m presented with a vagina that can’t scratch glass, I send it away. 

I do hope they start selling the Steve Trevor Undercover Jihadist playset. That would be durka durka amazing.

I think Inti Creates basically implemented it from Comcept’s design work, so they’re not responsible for awful design decisions.

i bought this game for switch like an hour ago, cuz of this article. first impressions are definitely great.

To be fair, most of the problems of MN9 came from its design, which was handled by Comcept. Inti-Creates just developed it.

I was recently laid off from Boeing. I have a lot of thoughts but the biggest issue there is absolutely HORRID management. That is killing the company. They don’t know what the fuck they are doing, agree to asinine changes because they don’t have any clue what the area they manage actually does and, despite being…

Everyone knows Jacob Periodic invented the Periodic Table.

Now “My one ex’s Xbox One X box is still at my house” is a real sentence with real meaning.

They’ve made and sold more Switches than they’ve done with any other console before. They prepared for the biggest launch in Nintendo history, and it sold better than anyone expected. There’s nothing “artificial” about the scarcity. It just turns out a whole lot of people want a Switch—and Nintendo is scrambling to…