Waifu technology is advancing every day!

It was the blurst of times?

Bonus allusion:

For a second I thought the title said "Hot Wheels Racing Wheel." Then I got excited, saw what the title actually was, realized I wouldn't get to race Hot Wheels with a racing wheel, and became sad. Then I ate a few almonds, and became happy again, because almonds are tasty!

If it didn't terrify me so much that people are so delusional, one of the funniest things I've seen today might be people calling Brianna Wu a terrorist because she publicly stated that people have threatened to shoot / blow up PAX if she attends and Twitter refused to take action. I just don't understand how one can…

The 3th year. Brilliant.

Name of my death metal band's debut album: Cadaverous Pig Carcass

Frightening a community to the point that they do the murdering themselves is pretty much the ideal outcome of a successful terror campaign.

Damnit Poutine, now my legitimate questions regarding the comics and how I didn't get them will come off as trollish...

Day 1 preload + preorder, here I come!

I dub thee Absinthe the Green Fairy.

Jenner's biggest accomplishment is that he somehow manages to be the biggest ass in that photo.

It looks like an ad for Imodium.

Stop! You're making too much sense!

They need a teenager-sized box too.

Still a better love story than Twilight.