Ash cannot be killed. He has been in a coma since episode one.

The White House is Christie's "no go" zone

Sadly, no matter how many times advocates and others let people know that Planned Parenthood does more than abortions, the other side will not listen.

And a little Handsome Jack too.

I know I'm the minority, but I seriously cannot fucking stand Olaf.

The game itself was pretty awful except for the soundtrack.

I don't play Destiny at all, but I read every article about the game that you guys write and I'm always entertained by lines like,

I AM... MAT BAN.

#cuttingforbieber

I miss bob

My sex-paladin casts "Taunt of Slut" at the Archconservative for 10 damage.

That guy's poor wife. It must be like fucking a glass of warm milk.

Taunt of Slut is my next band name.

He's a recurring character on the Flash now too :-)

I hate that Ivy looks the way she does. Her weapon is so cool and I love her moveset. But it's straight-up embarrassing to play her. I always make a dash to unlock her alternate outfit because though it usually looks stupid she's generally covered, at least.

Yeah, I mean, Activision and Imagic both came to exist precisely because Atari was a tinpot dictatorship with stuff like that. But what I will definitely say was better "in the good old days" was optimizing the use of memory and space. Adventure was written in 4K. That kind of blows my mind a little.

Bit of column A, bit of column B

Bet he gets all teh bitches.

instant thought when I saw '...and Drinkable Pee'