Why don’t the Hawks try to turn their season around and sign this dude? He’d start for them immediately and he only fell on defense once.

He looks at his linemen and yells, “Everybody play naked! Butt-ass naked! Everybody play butt-ass naked!”

To fill his time during his time off, Joel Berry has started a new band called 1 Door Down.

It’s not heavy contact, but he definitely Nik’d him.

When I first read the headline I thought he got called for traveling and it was so blatant that he got suspended.

Peterson has said that there are no hard feelings. In fact, the Saints extended an olive branch that he subsequently beat his child with.

I call this porno: “THE NORMAN D INVASION”

Everything you said was rendered irrelevant when you called Hoosiers a bad sports movie. Two academy award nominations, AFIs fourth best sports film of all time, 88% on Rotten Tomatoes, Gene Hackman, Barbara Hershey, Dennis Hopper. You’re letting your partisanship cloud your judgement. Hoosiers is a great sports…

And the father of the child has announced that his pelvis is almost fully healed.

I’ve been coming to this site too long. I was waiting for the kid to get injured or a drunk adult to steal the ball.

Parry was going to pay him, but he was in a rush because he really had to épée.  

The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.

If you got a problem with this guy, you’re probably a fucking chicken.

So he was smoking the Crohnic?

Ok, fun’s over, time to for everyone to go back to their respected blogs and stop talking nonsense about a movie with one of the greatest shivers scene ever. Thanks for visiting.

“This soundsystem is awesome!” - Boban, referring to his mutant ears

I was out one night with some buddies when a couple of girls walk in the bar. My friend decides he wants to pursue on of the ladies and I agreed to wingman with the other one. Neither one was bad looking and they agreed to let us buy them shots. They chose Tequila, I’ll tell you right now, Tequila does not settle well…