This wins.

I feel badly for doing this, but I simply can’t live knowing that six of you aren’t fully comprehending this supreme wit and humor:

https://deadspin.com/heres-a-picture-of-rick-pitinos-new-tattoo-482490552

Malcom Butler’s Guide To Missing Curfew:

As a basketball official, it’s worth noting that - under NFHS rules - there is no such thing as a one-shot technical foul. At the high school level, all technical fouls result in two shots and possession of the ball.

More offensive: The Davis hit or Deadspin’s insistence on thwarting AP style on possession involving singular proper names ending in S?

Well, according to the rule book, the hand is considered part of the ba-AAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!

“I had the Brooks thrown at me!” -Nikola Jokic

“I had the Brooks thrown at me!” -Nikola Jokic

*looks at animated illustration*

+1

I believe you may not be in on the joke.

I know it’s not very clear footage, but someone with more baseball knowledge than me needs to explain where the balk is here. Please and thanks.

I officiate college basketball, and had the opportunity to work one of Bliss’ games when he was the coach at Southwestern Christian University. Early in the game, he argued a foul call. I said, “Coach, come on. Your guy killed him.” He seemed to appreciate the double entendre.

Am I the only one who thinks Paul George is a better player overall than Jimmy Butler?

From Baez’s point, this was no advantage.

Good points here, except that under NCAA rules, the game clock stops following made baskets in the last :59.9 of regulation and/or OT, not the last two minutes. FWIW.

Didn’t realize cleverest was a word. I’m so cleverless.