I saw a coupe for the first time in a Target parking lot last week and yeah I was a lil shook by how truly small it was.

Uffda I need a moment, I ran over to slam the Nice Price button so fast I got a head rush 😵‍💫

The exterior is incredibly gorgeous, of course. I’m not too impressed by a signature-on-the-dash kinda special edition but I was still all in on this being cool until I saw the victory badges spread across the wing. Man oh man that is ugly. It’s like the sleeve on a metal band’s longsleeve shirt, a fashion theme I…

This is exactly what I came here to say 🤙

this car looks like shit!! what the hell is even this market?!

It was pretty much right from birth with me. As a baby I got really specifically excited by cars more than any other thing. When I was going anywhere with my folks I would smile and wave at cars and they would tell me their names, and that actually helped me learn to speak very early on. Luckily my parents were…

Ohhh yes this is one of the first cars I fell in love with as a small child. How could you not love that sleek shape in that sharp red paint with those fat fenders and gold wheels?! It was the star car in a Canadian movie called Josh and S.A.M. that we rented from the nearby gas station, I watched it a lot and don’t…

This is one of the few times I’d ever say this encouragingly:

Because for some people it IS a physically painful endeavor. For some people it’s not just “having a few beers and seeing what people are up to”, it’s fucking trauma. You do know that trauma fundamentally alters people’s lives, right?

I feel blessed that NFS Heat was a free Playstation Plus game last month, I’ve been wanting so badly to play it and I am having so much fun with it that it has pulled me away from my second Elden Ring playthru. Especially since the boatlike physics of Hot Pursuit still leave a sour taste in my mouth. I’m still…

Hate to also be that person (jk no I don’t), I would rather get hit by a car than go to any high school reunion. I got bullied for being a huge car nerd, among other things, throughout all my time in school. Those people are all dead to me and the idea of caring what any of them would think makes me want to vomit.

Absolutely, Volvo has the best headlights of the modern era. 

No dice, since despite the great condition and trim combo it’s still not a 4x4 which is a big deal when you live in places that get snow

Ooh that is gorgeous, those slightly-widened rear fenders make the already perfect ass look even better 😍

Except the other time you made that comment on the opposite post 👉

Thank you 🖤

Nooooo dice. I don’t find the XJS as pretty as I did when I was a kid but I still think they’re a decent looking big coupe, even with this weird not-a-targa top. And I love a good V12 (emphasis on good) as much as the next Jalop. But lemme tell ya something about this car here:

The correct answer. It’s probably the closest a real life car has ever been to the Homer.

I love it. Peugeot should get in on this with their own classic hot hatch, skip the motor at the front wheels and call it the 205 HYmotion2 or something.