I get that maintaining privacy is important and that companies should be open about any data collection, but we always try to make this data collection sound so much more creepy than it is. “Secretly recorded users sexual activity” The horror! They aren’t like jerking off to this info about these specific people. …

If somebody in the recording is saying “Sorry ..... is it okay if we cuddle?” That’s my friend who sounds just like me playing a joke.

hey Canada you can watch me masturbate for 9,599.00 let’s talk

I was totally grown up and I watched Lizzie McGuire sometimes. Its sanitized innocence was endearing and comforting, and I’ve always liked Hilary Duff. It’s too bad Younger is unwatchable (well, for me, that is), ‘cause she’s good in it. And it has Debi Mazar too!

Read the bullet in the article as “Hillary Duff” and was very confused about why you’d be so emotional about that. No judgment! Just confused. Now I’m with you haha.

Honestly, this is what I think, too. Which is nice for real life, and I really hope she’s healthy and happy and living the life she wants. But it’s less entertaining to me than imagining that Liam Hemsworth is secretly a brony with a leather fetish.

Oh see, I think it’s because she’s as vanilla as him. Her whole persona the last few years smacked of College Freshman Desperate To Find Identity. I mean, good for her trying stuff—self discovery is important and probably downright crucial for someone who was a Disney commodity for a lot of their childhood. But that…

He and Miley’s personas definitely clash, so either he is waaaaay wilder/weirder/kinkier than he lets on or...yeah, I’m going with that as the most interesting possible answer.

It’s OK, I was never neighbours with the Hemsworths, nor did I ever hear the noise of their clandestine suburban family sex parties.

I used to be neighbours with the Hemsworths...

A big fat NO to that one. I suffered through a season during a dark time of my life. It’s bad but not in a delicious way.

Liam Hemsworth has always struck me as that nice-but-dull guy from work - who everyone likes because he’s reliable and kind - who you presume spends his weekends working on his lawn and helping his kids with their craft projects.

The worst. The worst!!!

Bobby, you really made the most of what you had to work with, so this is not a reflection on you.

Was that ... Flea? *googles* Why, yes, that was Flea.

Clover pleaaase. I know the white girls don’t care but I thought you would! (crying face)

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