Every time I see a walking mushroom my first reaction is to jump on it.

I wonder how high a fall my computer could take? Not trolling, genuinely curious. I have this case:

It's the day after a huge launch of the second largest OS in the world. It's to be expected and some of us enjoy reading these things. It takes less than a second to jump past those five articles. Just don't click on them. Instead you wasted time to come here and bitch in the comments.

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