Gnaw... he’d insist that “many people are saying” he should be on the 20 billion dollar bill, because, modesty.

stoking his fans’ seething racism

Then he truly is our liege lord, and Donnie Jr. is the rightful heir!

All the stars for Zippy!!1  (we can snatch ‘em from that snowflake Moby)

I would love to see McGahn pull a John Dean. 

I tried to find a clever and cromulent way to work this into the conversation but couldn’t really, so I guess it will stand as a tangential humblebrag, because, well, LOOT BOXES!

How do you know his head isn’t freakishly boulder shaped? Your body-shaming is unbecoming...

For a series that’s venerated for its assault on our ‘feels’, I thought that the parting of Meera from Bran was the saddest scene in that whole endeavor.

Because we’re genuine olds, the wife and I watch with captioning on; during the voting sequence, as the camera panned about, it literally said-

Who else watched this trailer and thought, “Wow, why are they digitally altering Joey Pants to look so young?”

Psych! I read the wiki...

Sshh, dear, don’t cause a fuss. I’ll have your bran. I love it. I’m having bran bran bran bran bran bran bran beaked beans bran bran bran and bran!

FUCK! SPOILERS, Dude!

Without reading the article, I’ma guess- did he call him names???

I’ll see your El Chambo, and raise you a Daler Mehndi....

Yep, totally missed that, 10Q!

DUH, ok, yeah I didn’t put that together. Thanks!

I don’t have a funny EOS quip, but I’m predicting that we’ll see Ser Brienne face off with Grey Worm, on acccount of Sansa not bending the knee. Then Arya whacks Dany. Bran will warg into Drogon and fly him back to the ruins to Valeryia, cos he’s an innocent in all of this. John will then wheel Bran back up north so…