Kudos for the correct spelling, just bear in mind it’s pronounced “crew-sammich”.

Many people are saying it.

While this is a quite likely assessment, you’ve left out the most Trumpian rejoinder; “I asked him, he said he didn’t do it...”

“...and some, I assume, are drug dealers and rapists.”

Awesome, profound lyricists are ten cents for twelve, but I’d like to nominate this bittersweet ditty, if only for its BRILLIANT opening line...

And if the President gets butt-hurt from anything you say or do, you can expect to get a doctor bill.  And I suggest you pay it!

He’s really missing great acronymical opportunity with that new tag-line... it would integrate so well with his newly proclaimed nationalism if it was “Makes America So Safe Again!”

The real tip-in that it was gonna be FLA was the fact that none of the devices actually worked...

Obligatory “what-aboutism”; Joe Kennedy, scion of the family that gave us (D)Camelot, luuuuurved the nazis.

And some, I assume, are good people.. 

In the late 80's my company fielded a softball team in local park leagues, and we had that guy who was clearly BMOC in HS athletics. He was the best player on our team, and he did actually get into a couple of altercations, because, testosterone. But the best thing about him, and I shit you not, his name was Bobby…

I honestly believe that this narcissistic tool’s love of Trump is a symptom of ignorant knee-jerk rebellion against conventional wisdom, and a desire to be wholly against the grain, i.e.;

“The world has been appalled by the apparent murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi in the country’s Turkish embassy.”

The reason our esteemed lawmakers won't act is quite simple; the frequency of these tragedies is such that it is always "too soon" to discuss them. Think of the victim's families, can't have them being any more hurt than they already are (and future victims can fuck right off!) 

The one that blew my mind was Dennis Miller. Hardest 180 ever. 

Came to make this comment because no matter how much I try to like it, my brain keeps tut-tutting the ‘rusted’ plastics because “no effing way”, and I see a few others are also triggered by this as well.    

I’m imagining that he hired a talent agency to gin up a casting call for Melania look-alikes, then threw a stack of hundos at the closest one... (I also suspect he tried to sweeten the deal by telling her she would be the next ‘first lady’ when his daddy retires and he slides into the Oval Office; it was only her…

I not only missed that second half, I had indeed never heard it, so thanks a ton!