I’ve always heard it as “The trash is white, and not too bright....”

“Super Fragile Callous Racist Sexist Nazi POTUS”

Junior is going to be absolutely crushed when he discovers that he’s not actually next in line for that wicked Oval Office position...

It's a well known fact that he can smash some dim sum when he gets rumbly in his tumbly, so I'd bet the over... 

It doesn’t suck; it’s the highest example of brilliant marketing strategy, for one cannot be enticed to purchase 5 gallons of baked beans if one is not induced to walk past 5 gallons of baked beans.

Oh yes, watching it soothes my haunches...

Bread bowls be damned, when I see the word “lover”, this is all I can think about...

If it isn't obvious to you that supporting Trump is as stupid as chugging Clorox, then you are also a horrible human being, and should do everyone a favor and chug some Clorox. 

Trump is the agent of a foreign power, which is the very definition of treason. Every member of Congress- on either side of the aisle- who is not working for his immediate removal is also a traitor.   Please be sure to let them know that they are America-hating garbage people.  

I’ve been saying it, I’m urging everyone to say it, Trump is a traitor, as are ALL of his supporters, and every member of congress who is not actively seeking his immediate removal and arrest for treason.

Call your congressmen, and call them cowards for abrogating their duty. Also, do not fail to point out that supporting a criminal Administration headed by a foreign agent is TREASON.

Say it with me, at every opportunity; Trump is an America-hating traitor, and every person who supports his foreign-agent-ass is guilty of treason.  Every. Single. One.

Trump is a disgrace, and his supporters are total trash people  TRAITORS who deserve all the economic suffering he’s going to end up imposing upon them. The rest of us have to deal with their own self-destructive shitiness.

...because he honestly believes he’s “next in line” for the Oval Office.

But don’t worry, you’ll get your “papers” soon enough, and then you’ll never have to give another thought to ever being mistakenly swept up by these MAGA’ing heroes!

It needs to be one of those anthology projects; I’m down with your selections of the Coens and Scorsese- in fact, here’s my elevator pitch;

I hate Skinner Boxes and the general design of scheduled reward systems, but I’m also a sucker for them. The dopamine drip of overcoming an obstacle and then collecting a reward gets me every time.

“We are rapidly approaching a moment of truth both for ourselves as human beings and for the life of our nation. Now, truth is not always a pleasant thing. But it is necessary now to make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless *distinguishable*, postwar environments: one where you got…

Well you might point out that Trump was the first person to take meaningful action after so “many people” were expressing their outrage over the FBI BS... (get it? IBS??? It’s an asshole pun, and I’m only over-explaining because I am literally in hospital and under the influence of several narcotics; in a further act…

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