But... but... there’s good people on both sides, don’cha know? Just ask him! (And you can ask Stan Grossman too, he’ll tell ya the same thing!)

‘Tayke me wih’choo Mahh-knee...”

Focus Camps is a good start- but I’m looking forward to the Re-Edutainment Centers!

Gonna do a bit of an ‘old man ramblin’’ thing here, so bear with me, or scroll away if that’s your wont...

Right-wing doofs “trigger” liberals by destroying their own bought-and-paid-for Keurig machines.

This one gives me the shivers...

Left out the best part-

Geezer-hood is irrelevant; we just had a 62 yo asshole very near me in a new Camaro wreck it, killing an innocent woman in the car he slammed into. And while age shouldn’t be a defining factor in assholery, by the time you’re in your sixties you should know better than to be going 137 mph on surface roads on a sunny…

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Ahh, I was looking for that errant, south side ‘n’- it went missing after Cominskey Park was demolished.

Was going to say the same; if you can afford that car, you can afford a basic detail as needed.

You’ve omitted the classic “[Racist observation] isn’t racist if it’s true...” 

But how does it know???

But how does it know???

Because, “purists”.

To further this pandering point, there’s a disturbing article over at Slate about a community of Iraqi christian refugees in Michigan that the Trump campaign literally promised to protect who’re now facing deportation.

Not tempted by gold, but I always was intrigued by the third-party “prepper” ads touting- without a hint of irony- “meals that taste like homemade cooking, and last up to twenty-five years!”

Infowars *was* being broadcast on a backwater community-college-level station here in Chicagoland until July, and I hate-listened because it was so ridiculously entertaining in its unhinged absurdity.