99.99999999999% of this article is so wrong that I can’t even begin to know where to start, but this:

This is now a “get out” gif party. Let’s see ‘em!

I daily drove a late 90s Volkswagen for 14 consecutive years without ever being left stranded once. Wolfsburg had a whole team of technicians trying to figure out how that was possible.

Absolutely. The G2 07, purple ink being the preference. Lightweight, smooth line, inexpensive. My go-to favorite.

Absolutely. The G2 07, purple ink being the preference. Lightweight, smooth line, inexpensive. My go-to favorite.

Pilot G-2 07 -

Pilot G-2 07 -

Pilot G2 10 or GTFO.

Pilot G2 10 or GTFO.

Why did he fail her? That’s still the best parking job I’ve seen from an Audi in the past two weeks.

Every 911...

SLS Gullwing Doors

I imagine it would be largely the same... just with more cries of “He’s/She’s not playing fair”

Replacing the members of Congress with 9-year-olds would be an improvement.

Your wife’s car isn’t crap because it cost $34K. Your wife’s car is crap because it’s an Escape.

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