Uh, I had freakin' chainsaws, daggers, spears, guns, rocket launchers, fire, laser swords, laser shields, and megaphones I'd turned into bazookas in my LEGO box when I was a kid, and I never had any problems with weapons.

I forgot to add "if you know what I mean" at the end of my comment.

I think that's debatable.

Man, I remember the first time I entered the airport in Hong Kong. There were grandparents letting their grandkids pee in, what I am now assuming, are drains that lead directly to the sewers in the middle of the passenger exit area. I met with my girlfriend (who is from the mainland) shortly after to tell her what…

Can you imagine using Streetpass on your phone? That kind of thinking might put mobile hot spots on everyone's phones, NFC chips, larger batteries, and SD and SIM card slots in every device under 5.3oz? Now what company in their right mind would grant us that kind of wish??

HAH! That was the first voice I went for!

Well I'll be a Saiyan's uncle. I was thinking Nappa was the one with the scouter and told Vegeta who crushed his own visor this entire time. That was a long time ago. I guess I have to go back and watch the series again!

Amazing that the iconic power level catch phrase that should be used for this wax comes from the baldest character in the entire series.

Your passion amuses me.

Here I was thinking that the car had split in two—from front to back :P

lol umad bro?

My body is sufficiently ready.

I guess it would have been contextually out of place to have a bag full of crushed blue rock candy.

By default, Messages no longer shows a contact's full name. This is great when you have friends with obnoxiously long and very specific names, but chances are you know a few people with the same name. This can cause confusion. So, to reenable the last name display in Messages, head to Settings > Mail, Contacts,…

Are we going to be required to wear fitbit monitors whenever we get down to business?

I'm aware of that, but I just wish it were so that I wouldn't need to even think about buying the PS3 version to play offline.

WHAT. THE. FUCK??

And there's still 14 days left of funding to go!

I hate it when I find a hair in my sushi, let alone pubes in rice form.

We followed up with the IOC for further commentary from the committee's chief spokesperson: "Butt out, and stay out, Jinno."