Oh, Backdoor Greeks. I thought you said freaks.

Admit it, you're trying it with your hand right now.

I think a public shaming is in order.

Whether or not that's exactly true, the current generation of kids will probably remember CoD for doing it best.

YES! I loved the highrise map! It's a shame they didn't bring it back. And I hear you on the Riot Shield. It's amazing how much you can frustrate other players by becoming seemingly invincible and knock people back in to oblivion.

I haven't played for about a year now. I miss picking off baddies on the horizon with my SCAR-H so much!

I don't know about you guys, but I've been using this to create victims for years now.

Man, I remember the first time I entered the airport in Hong Kong. There were grandparents letting their grandkids pee in, what I am now assuming, are drains that lead directly to the sewers in the middle of the passenger exit area. I met with my girlfriend (who is from the mainland) shortly after to tell her what…

Hah! If this were real, it would have been a "key feature" during Apple's presentation. Almost got me there.

Colour shifting as in, the colour of your phone will change depending on whether you dropped it in hot or cold water?

I've been Ctrl+Alt+Deleting with one hand for years!

Can you imagine using Streetpass on your phone? That kind of thinking might put mobile hot spots on everyone's phones, NFC chips, larger batteries, and SD and SIM card slots in every device under 5.3oz? Now what company in their right mind would grant us that kind of wish??

Though this round of the game doesn't require you to "buy" anything, this is possibly the most hilarious possible outcome you could get.

So fomo an actual thing people say now? I can't go a single day without having someone talk to me in abbreviations, whether it be work or at home. Don't get me wrong I love my gadgets, no fomo though.

One day I'll be able to say, "Yeah, this piece of shit takes me to work and back, but it's totally worth it." ;)

I've been reusing grocery bags to pick up cat litter and dog poop for years! You mean I can cash in that gold for more gold? The bags, I mean.

I just want to make Breaking Bad references while there's still time.

Oh God...

I said polyethylene...

Samsung is reportedly making their next phone measure up to 7 inches—AROUND! Because, you know...flexible screens.