Forgive me for being skeptical, but this looks a lot like most "artist's renditions".

You know, for all of the hilariously horrible chinese/english subtitles I find my Chinese friends downloading when they share Game of Thrones with me, this translation is just a drop in the bucket of bad subtitles.

Careful who you're messing with.

It could be worse. You could go to jail for making a bad joke on facebook/tumblr/over a game of CoD...

I told my grandpa I didn't have enough money to fix the car. I said, this year's the last year me and the Grand AM will be around. And just like I promised him, I drove that shit into the ground.

"It may sounds kinda bonkers..."

For half the price I'll sell you two of these.

How about a lockscreen that can only be unlocked by a Yahtzee roll?

Fuku yu, Shima, Fuku yu.

I can't wait until they reset the system!

I've got a little sticky note that covers my laptop's webcam with the words "Big Brother is watching" written on it. I also have a separate sticky note that muffles out the microphone.

And they don't even know what was stolen in the first place!

You would think that with all of that information the government owns they'd'd aim to build an empire, but, as things continue to get worse, it seems they're building a great machine instead.

I have the answer.

"Look at all these phones we have to hand wash."

What I'd like to know is if there is any fine print that says that the NSA will not sell your personal information to the highest bidder.

Anywhere, you say?

If anything I hope that he's at least credited for discovering the problem.

I love this intro! I'm glad that the mp3s were available with the game.