I'd love to be a Wii U owner, but I just don't have the time to sit and play on a home console like I used to. I chose to get a 3DSXL instead because of portability, and have been happy since day one.

haha, she said crack. hahaha, adults.

It's like having sex, a sub, and a nice cigar in a piece of chicken all at one time.

I used to work at Sobeys as a buggy boy when I was in high school, and had to clean the washrooms for the store. The women's washroom was always, by far, way filthier and more disgusting than the men's room on a weekly basis.

And which suppository do you want? We have 5 colours to choose from!

Rumble for player 1 activates rumble for player 2 as well.

Good point. If you actually stop and count the seconds, the battle takes about the same time to begin. Thinking back at the various flash+screen wipes that happen before battle, it really gives you the impression that the game is still running, and not just stalling because you're staring at an empty screen.

I would have loved to see them do a convoy of Lambos, then, with a straight-on front shot, break off in to a V-formation.

"Scream and shout, and let it all out."

I get that violence in America sells, but isn't it about time that people focus on building each other up instead?

The best part is when they ask to hold your phone and are surprised that the buttons aren't real.

Likewise, if your movie isn't doing well, the Streisand Effect works in positive ways. Now I wanna see what all the hullabaloo is about!

What must be one of the more F'd up pieces I've read on Kotaku.

The string of her bow, in its downtime, is clearly doing a fine job of distracting unwanted frontal-attacking assassins.

I had a similar Gameboy skin for my iPhone a couple years ago. I'd usually have my phone face down at meetings at work, so eventually our engineering director had to ask me (about 6 months after I initially put on the decal) why I always brought a Gameboy to work; to which I explained that it was a only a sticker.

New Pokemon Snap?? The flash obviously is too bright!

The worst thing about the new StreetPass games is that they take a long time to clear up, if you bought all four games. I find myself spending the large majority of my train commute to work (45 mins) clearing up the four new games, the puzzles, and Find Mii 2.

I don't think it's supposed to bend like that. You may want to get that checked out.

And everyone laughed when I said cloud computing would just be an excuse for companies to further extend deadlines after games were already purchased and installed.

I'm not sure if this follows the same trend, but in Pokemon you are more likely to encounter wild Pokemon (trouble) if you run rather than walk through tall grass.