Any chance Samsung would consider re-naming the laptops as "Ultra-dopes" or "Dopebooks"?

No glove, no love!

Uh oh, does that look like a wedge design?

Shit, and I thought I had it bad at work.

Will my OHIP cover obesity?

Can someone get these lyrics in that gif?

Interesting move representing iPhone users with a colour that closely resembles "everything else".

Are we searching the universe for signal patterns of compressed light? Perhaps we're being sent alien gifs without actually realizing it.

Is that Excel gum on his jacket?

Ah, patience, man's long lost virtue.

Isn't there a point somewhere where it is possible that aliens don't perceive animation at the same frame rate that we do, thus possibly making this gif irrelevant?

You get an Xbone, and you get an Xbone, and you get an Xbone, and you get an Xboooooonnnneeeeee!!!!!

I would totally hate it if I sat down on the toilet mid-business, and forgot to lock the door of the bathroom with the long hallway.

I wonder if this will extend out to apps like home monitoring, i.e., video surveillance and climate control to make your home more "interactive".

What are you talking about? That phrase is streets ahead!

Reminds me of the recent C&H strip.

Things said that sound gross, but aren't.

Are laser-etched tattoos even a thing for people right now?