Although this one's mighty expensive, I wish more people would follow suit and make a built-in amplifier for the iPod Touch. http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105…

That's ph- phun!

I think that this is an interesting product, if not just a proof of concept. It's a novel accessory, but don't let something like that deter you from purchasing a device of your liking.

I suppose it's back to frail wire and chunky adapters. Come on everyone, back to the cave.

People everywhere are now folding their money. I wonder if I'll find any polymer bills pre-folded...

Reminds me of the caterpillar from Alice in Wonderland.

I see someone is a ST:TNG fan.

All I hear is, "transistor, transistor!" Hang on, you twisted transistor!

For a while when I was younger I used to stop on the way out of grocery stores, look at the security cameras watching the exit, and simply stare, wink, and smile for months on end hoping that an employee would be mind boggled as to why I'd do this every weekend.

Generation X, I presume?

Its seems as if we're already on the road to destruction.

Don't forget to make it hot!

Yes, that'd be funny. One, because I'd know someone working for that particular store, and two, that they'd already know that my weekend is open :(

Wouldn't it be interesting to troll the cameras by picking things that don't match at all, or mixing mens and womens clothing to confuse the computers.

I'm sure they do. My girlfriend is the one who reminds us to drop by whenever we're around, but that's not my concern. It's just that I find that it's harder to find malls in small towns with merchandise for men in general. Sure, I love to walk through a Best Buy just to see stuff in person, but I'd like to visit a…

I wonder if there's any way to automate a Gizmodo word-counter for every time the words "Beautiful", "Terrifying", or even "Amazing" are used. At times, I feel as though the Gawker vocabulary jar is running dry.

How about putting more than an EB Games store in the mall targeted for guys while the rest of the mall is tailored for women? I don't just want to browse, I want to live!

They did say Spider-"man", right?

Where have I seen those line patterns before?

Your epidermis is showing!