People everywhere are now folding their money. I wonder if I'll find any polymer bills pre-folded...

All I hear is, "transistor, transistor!" Hang on, you twisted transistor!

Dragonite,

I remember having my troubles with Super Metroid at the time. If you'd never heard of wall-jumping at the time, there'd be no way to finish.

It'd be really great if they could provide a credit card-sized battery to give you enough power to make a few 5-minute phone calls in the event that your phone has drained out entirely.

My parents used to give me $20 a week for my allowance back in junior high. I used to spend it on snacks and playing cards, so I never really learned anything about saving money until I got my first full time job after high school. I had to save up for a car, insurance, tuition, and so many girlfriends (which are…

I take it math and reading aren't your strong suits.

"Lil Launderer", by Hasbro. Ages 5+

Wedgie much at 1:06? Latex pants for +10 accuracy boost!

So you're telling me that in order to play a "better" version of a game I already bought I have to buy another copy, a brand new console, and upgrade my internet provider because I can't play my PC version due to having moved to a new neighborhood with poor internet service??

LOL I already knew what the article was about purely from the headline image. This ad has been going around on Weibo for some time now, and I'm surprised to be finally seeing it here on Kotaku. But more to the point, every time I read another article about asian cosplayers I'm quickly reminded of what their children…

Hopefully the clouds will disappear and reveal next year's new regions much like they did with the Kanto and Johto league.

While I'm saddened to hear this news, I ended up purchasing a Red/Black 3DSXL since it would have been the natural second choice. But at this point, I'm waiting for a case mod shell to come out so I can replace the covers with something else (most likely an all black mod).

My God! I remember when this came out! Still hilarious—AND relevant!

Franz here, coming in hot!

Will this be a full-version release? Otherwise, no thank you. I currently own the PC version, which is fun enough on its own. However, in the last year my internet connection has been reduced to a crawl, thus rendering my game generally unplayable when I'm at home. Always online? I'm good, thanks.

You must be a hit at the animal shelter.

Was really hoping to get info on how not-to micromanage myself for my boss.

This would really complicate that Blur song, "Boys and Girls".

No way! Tested_Ninja's had me laughing hysterically and spurting water on my screen!