Is it just me, or does Jon Stewart look like he's about to puke in that top picture?

I would have starred this if not for the suggestion that Kilborne come back.

Probably not unless he had the same freedom to talk about whatever he wanted. HBO is giving him free rein.

You can almost hear the champagne corks popping.

The real question now is: How can he one-up Colbert's goodbye?

Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And…

"Those of us at the live taping were shocked when he announced his resignation."

On behalf of everyone who knew someone who was slaughtered that day: Fuck you, Chipper Jones.

In case anybody missed it, the FBI released data on the number of crimes in the US in 2012. For Newtown, CT the number of murders is listed as 0. Rather than a mistake or oversight, the tinfoil hat brigade have taken this to mean the FBI is admitting Sandy Hook was a hoax.

Federal Bureau of Imagination

Funny how he thinks Sandy Hook was a hoax but doesn't see that the era of baseball he played in was a hoax.

I used to live a mile down the road from the school, and was working 10 miles away on the day of the shootings. Co-workers were getting texts about it, local and state police were flying down the highway to the scene, and one of my clients had kids in the school. These truther assholes infuriate me.

The fuck does Guinness have to do with anything?

True, but why is that relevant. Nobody thinks of Guinness as a strong beer.

I just sent this article with the kissy emoji, the fireworks emoji and lit cigarette emoji to my SO #sorrynotsorry

I don't know American sign language but I think it would look something like this? ETA: 18/f/NYC (wasn't that the usual answer?)

This just intensifies the need for a greater variety of emojis. I can't seem to find any depicting one smiling face sitting on another smiling face.

Back when I was in college in Boston, I worked nights at a liquor store in Mission Hill (before it got so hip). Naturally, we drank on the job when the owners weren't around, so by 11 pm on a Thursday I was usually feeling pretty tipsy. On my walk home to JP, I would often stop at a late-night sub shop and drunkenly…

I *hated* living in Marin because of their annoying desire to keep BART out of the North Bay. This map just makes me sad.