Your math needs some serious review. But aside from that - here’s how I think most people would break down their goals as a sports fan:

I think the real story tonight is that the Wells Fargo Center now has a Shake Shack to go along with the Chickie and Pete’s crab fries.

Man, people suck sometimes. Everyone’s so eager to call this man a cheater when there’s a decent chance he’s just really stupid.

Dwight Howard Scouting Report