Yep. I haven't had a real cigarette for ... I can't remember. Many, many months. And the last one I did have (which was also the first in many, many months) was SO. DISGUSTING. Electronic cigarettes forever and ever. Or at least until I manage to quit these too. I just really wish there were a less-stupid sounding…

According to a number of eyewitnesses he did. Only one person who was there said he didn't, and that was the guy who murdered him.

It's astonishing how judgmental people become when they hear you're getting divorced: You didn't try hard enough; you should have gone to a different marriage counselor; this is just a rough patch; how can you give up so easily?; those vows must not have meant anything to you! ... As if the splitting parties aren't…

I said in the Gawker thread I wouldn't watch but I couldn't help myself. Now I wish I had stuck to my original intent. That press conference by McCulloch was one of the most condescending, maddening things I've seen/heard in a long time. I knew an indictment wasn't coming, but this DA is infuriating and unqualified…

'I told my two best friends, who told me I was a drunk slut. I never told anyone after that.'

This explains the disco ball with a note attached that got thrown through my window last night!

Yeah and we up by the Canadian border laugh at Albany.

Rod Serling's hometown, the real Twilight Zone, nods in concurrence.

Thank you. I'm from Syracuse, and THAT'S upstate.

So we all thought Pumpkin's dad was Sex Offender #1, including Pumpkin, but it turns out Pumpkin's dad was Sex Offender #2 and Mama June lied to Pumpkin and told Pumpkin it was Sex Offender #1, and now Mama June is claiming she only spent time with Sex Offender #1 to give Pumpkin closure because Pumpkin thought Sex…

Pfftt, hairy greased-up ass or GTFO. #notmyasswars

I burst into tears and told the cop that I was pretty sure I sharted while he was walking up to the car. He didn't know what that meant and politely left me with a warning after I explained it to him.

Personally, I think if they wanted us to regulate firearms the Founding Fathers would have included that. (Actually looks at 2nd Amendment text)... Oh, I see that they did.

We really do live in a world where a subset of people firmly believe that access to guns and information about guns is not responsible for gun related crimes because the onus is on the individuals who act on access to guns and information about guns.... but at the same time, that even the mere mention of, let alone…

I feel like Azealia Banks and Iggy Azalea are the lady version of Dylan McDermott Mulrooney or however that conglomerate of meh actors goes.

Yeah, fight misogyny by insulting poor people! Oh, no, wait...

And Jezebel, you have done it. I'm actually crying. Yes yes yes. I feel constant negativity just from the way people talk about their own birth experience. Its gotten to a point where I am actually thankful to have been on bed rest for the past 6 weeks because I don't have any outside human interaction. But that…

Right? Jezebel will have to shut down this comment section to prevent me from saying that if you eat your placenta (or someone else's) you're a fucking nut bag.

Having an opinion and expressing it to the mom-to-be are two very different things. I have a right to think it's stupid and dangerous as fuck to have a home birth in the middle of winter in Massachusetts when the nearest hospital is 30+ minutes away, with only a midwife present (something an acquaintance of mine is…