You are quoting stats FROM AFRICA. Let me break down some American Ebola stats for you:

Many tears. Much laughter. Such inappropriate . Wow.

I think most shows are 1-4 weeks behind. Remember the writer's strike? (I do, because Lost was on, and it almost ruined my year.) When the strike started, I think most shows only had one or two episodes filmed and ready to go, and after that, reruns. I was really surprised by that too. I thought it would be like a…

I think it's different with every show/creator/writers. You'd think with a show that has really short seasons, you wouldn't be able to do that. But I don't think Ryan/the writers of AHS ever plan things fully, mostly to the show's detriment, but I guess it can be a good thing when it means they can write in more…

I'm not really sure either, but I think it depends on the show and how the creators want it shot. For instance I know that a South Park episode is all written and edited in a week before airing.

Okay so her meme usage is clearly out of hand but the doge lines during sex part is kind of hilarious. Especially that she moans them. I might have to try it out, whatever the consequences...

They do this with "Glee" — they film, edit, and show within weeks (four or so). I follow some of the "Glee" cast and you can decipher when they film and I'm always surprised how swiftly the episode shown.

I was about to ask the same dumb question- you're not alone. I guess it is common, because I read yesterday they're still filming the Sons of Anarchy series finale, which is supposed to air in 5 weeks. Seems a little down to the wire to me!

How we deal with celebrity pregnancies or possible pregnancies: "OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT this celebrity touched her stomach she is obviously pregnant! The baby is due on May 14, 2015 and it shall be named Sanford if it's a boy and Archipelago if it's a girl! And her husband is NOT THE FATHER! Let's speculate about who is!…

Fuck this bitch and her campaign to get money to stop men from simply talking to her in public

You could alternatively go to the pub, have a pint and wait for it all to blow over.

I know. I reread my own post and was like

I'm SORRY! Haha I got carried away, I didn't mean it! I likely garbled the details anyway? It's a dark one, for sure.

Seriously, I've always wanted to see somebody create a Fear Street TV series. Hour long episodes, one book per two episodes, with casting done like the Twilight Zone (new actors each story). There are well over 100 stories, so they certainly wouldn't be hurting for material and forced to go in a different direction to…

But is he looking in?

They might be on Hulu. A lot of the older VH1 shows are. (Along with MTV's first 4 seasons of The Real World)

They wouldn't care because they think women who die like that deserve it.

For the benefit of all moms, future moms, and happily child-free friends of moms, I will share the words of my amazing pediatrician when it became clear that breastfeeding was not going to work for me and my son despite my increasingly frantic efforts: