So true! At the moment everyone is looking at me going "she's having bacon sandwich cravings again..." NO! Bacon is fucking awesome! Even when not pregnant I often order bacon sandwiches off menu and the only time I have ever felt bad about it was when I had to pass by a synagogue during a very rushed lunch break just…
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It's wine-o-clock at Demi's house.
Yeah, I mean, I know Limp Bizkit isn't high class music or anything, but I still enjoy it from time to time. I don't get all the hate.
Hey everybody! Let's vote on the most horrible conspiracy theory of all time. This one's awful, and Obama's Kenyan birth certificate is racist as shit, and Holocaust deniers are no picnic, and blood libels get some kind of Horrible Conspiracy Theory Achievement Award, but I gotta give it to the Sandy Hook Truthers.…
Yes!! I loved it! I also went to a reading when the book first came out and he was amazing and hilarious. I had always enjoyed him on The Office but fell just short of loving him because Ryan is such a terrible person, but his book efforts changed my mind in that regard.
But what if your four year old just came back from a secret trip to Liberia where he volunteered at a hospital, huh? WHAT IF?
The fuck is this shit
If you need plans for a "backup husband", marriage just probably isn't for you.
I don't have a backup wife, but I have an extensive list of other women who don't want to have sex with me.
eleven billionty.
Um, the second letter writer's guy is a piece of shit. Caring for someone with ALS is spectacularly and singularly difficult, physically and emotionally. Never waste another minute of your life interacting with that man, and do look into a visiting nurse. You need time for yourself, whether it feels like it or not.
If they're not the most insecure, they're certainly the most nauseating.
The people who brag the most about how #blessed they are are the most insecure in general, not just in relationships, right? It's the whole "lady doth protest too much" thing.
My cousin's second wedding took place in a local park. There was no seating. A few homeless people wandered through and didn't look too impressed. A friend beeped out Here Comes The Bride on a small Casio keyboard.
But that's the best part of the book, hating every single character. I cannot remember another book that filled me with so much loathing for so many people, I had to read to the end just because you want to make sure that nothing good happens to any of them. I think it's a special skill as a writer to be able to…
the lamb is the third cop. Detective Fleecer.
And how old are you, little fella?
Also, there's this irrational fear that bigots have that they will be treated as awfully as they've treated the oppressed group, thus, acknowledging that the oppressed group got a shit deal. White racists irrationally feared that black people would enslave them and treat them as subhumans (still do. Look at all the…