It's also a shame that people feel the need to try and convince other people, who might actually like kids, that having kids is irrational and miserable just because they've been judged about not having kids and want to throw back some shit. JUST DO YOU, EVERYONE.

I think it depends far more on the adults in question.

"LeAnn & Eddie" sound like those cousins you hate who come up from Florida once a year in their RV and you have to tolerate them to make Gramma feel like she has a loving family.

I want to cry and cry and cry and PUNCH EVERYTHING.

PREGNANT & BETRAYED is the name of my new band!!!

I suppose we could try reporting about breaking news through a free medium like smoke signals.

To be fair, it's much harder to beat your brother with a car.

When I read this headline, I didn't put 2 & 2 together re: the actual sex. So I thought you were just referring to her as "fucking Lindsay Lohan." As in"I'm so sick of that fucking Lindsay Lohan." I was like DAMN, MARK. DAMN.

When I was 19 I watched the movie Malcolm X, and in it, Malcolm does nutmeg in order to kick cocaine while in prison. "What?! A legal way to get high?!" I thought and went straight to the store with my friends. We each ground up a nut each and drank it in lemonade. After sitting around and hour with nothing happening,…

A former friend lived with a woman that was a major stoner. Wake up, smoke. Go to bed, smoke. All the time, smoke. Therefore, her tolerance was very high. (haha...high.) One time we were hanging out and she had made pot brownies, a whole pan of them cut into little squares. She offered them to us and we ate a few,…

A familiar story I'm sure, but nonetheless my worst: After 3 decades of being straight-laced, I thought I would celebrate my 30th year by participating in marijuana for the first time. A lifetime of being scared to death of lung cancer by my Mother left me not wanting to smoke so I naturally jumped right ahead to…

I can see Congress now.

Metals of Honor and Purple Hearts are also really pretty, but they aren't something you throw on to look stylish. Buy some NA jewelry or beaded moccasins, but leave the awards of distinguishing behavior in combat to the people who earned them and their families.

That kid is going to get an awkward ass phone call...

"Slenderman: paranormal, completely mythical, made-up, fictional figure. But Jesus and Santa Claus were definitely both white men, kids." ~Megyn Kelly

and i can be your social media coordinator. Your messaging and branding needs some work

"why others need to bond with something of lesser intelligence when there are other humans to talk and bond with"

They can't be that much of a monster if they paid for HBO and you got to watch Fraggle Rock. Maybe you were just napping when Reading Rainbow came on.

Wasn't there a super serious episode where a kid was in trouble with some other kids and had to sell a trophy, or something of the sort? I was very young but that episode stuck out to me as pretty serious for a kids show. That episode and the one where the kid doesn't sweep the sidewalk stick out to me for some…