Please no vampires. I'm over vampires.

Mailer Daemon is the stuff of my nightmares.

"she's dating a BMX biker naked Corey"

Elisabeth van Lawick van Pabst-Koch

Mine's labeled "P. Ness, Attorney at Balls"

Nope, definitely a demon. File it under "TOTALLY NOT PHOTOS OF DEMONS SO DON'T EVEN LOOK IN THIS FOLDER, SATAN. HA HA HA".

Why do you find it gross? Shouldn't people, regardless of gender, have the option to change their name to whatever they want?

Woof. This judginess makes me sad.

Bitch, how is this end of times? I'm fucking sick of people speaking for their God, as though they alone are privy to her intentions and the fate of her people. I'm sick and tired of the endless reinterpretations of the book of Revelations for religious and/or political power. This isn't to cause of fear? Yes, it is,…

Erection! GET HARD! Ejaculate! Yeah bros! HOT!

I so badly want to hang out with Rosie at some shitty dive bar:

I'd like to add to this.

There is actually a hilarious customer review of the book on Amazon that gave it five stars:

• The Starlight Crystal

Madeleine L'Engle's 'A Wrinkle in Time'

From Hard Candy, the linked website above:

Will they be effective if worn backwards when you have diarrhea?