I wish I had a cat that would even allow me to pet her more than 4 times, let alone dress her in a shark costume. Any costume really. Even just a hat. She would literally try to rip my face off and to be honest, I'm confident that she'd succeed.

Oh absolutely. It would never occur to me to do that, I don't think. I'd be too worried to get called out for straight up lying. I'd rather just admit that I don't know what the person is talking about. People are strange.

Aww, haha. See, that's exactly why I'd rather just feel slightly awkward and ask for a repeat. The consequences of just pretending you heard can be so much worse.

Haha. I literally googled "Kieffah" and then went to the images. I don't know if there are more but there a quite a few memes made of her saying things like that.

Janelle needs help and I really hope she gets it before it's too late. But god damn if I don't love me some Barbara.

I didn't get "sex" out of that scene. I thought he was just laying on top of her. But knowing these two, it's certainly conceivable that they would be.

Yeah. We're working on it. But a few priuses amongst a sea of Ford F-150s and Jeeps is not really having that much of an impact, it's going to take many many years.

"So, poison essentially, that is being let out into the open, by millions of people."

Well, the only thing I can say about that is that you're painting all smokers with the same brush. In every group of people, there are those that are self-centered and inconsiderate. So SOME smokers will blatantly smoke around other people because they do not care. And then there's SOME smokers who will walk away to…

I almost have to laugh. Because just a few days ago you had a bunch of politicians making a big fuss over how disgusting it was for Obama and the democrats to use the Sandy Hook shootings to further their gun control agenda.

Haha! Very nice. The closest Ive ever come to something like this is pretty common. It's when someone says something to you and you didn't really hear them but you don't want to ask them to repeat themselves so you just nod and say, "yeah" or you laugh and hope that whatever they said was meant to be funny. Once I got…

In honor of the most recent Jezebel article, I present to you:

The Papercuts

You did but that was very dope of you. Just try to keep it on the low down from now on, okay?

I found this both hysterical and also really depressing. Just think about how many people in your life you've had a conversation with who were doing the exact same thing and you didn't even realize it.

That makes a bit more sense, and I don't totally disagree with you actually. I just get a little squicky over this rush to make laws that ban or limit adults from making their own decisions. Because many times the support of such things comes from people who base it upon their own likes or dislikes instead of on…

Why? Would you support the legal age for purchasing alcohol to be 100 years old? How about joining the military? Going tanning? Eating fast food?

It's okay, I'm not mad or anything. I just got a notification about the thread and came back to look at it and was completely confused about the change. My initial thought was, did I dream that? Hahaha.

I kind of feel like if you're going to edit your post, you could at least not delete everything you said prior, making it look like those who responded to correct you are crazy.

I think I started wearing them around 14 or 15 years old. And I had very small boobs so I always got the ones that had padding in the top, as if everyone would be fooled. Oh, memories.