I just... I'm so grossed out but yet I can't look away.

"By acknowledging that everyone is not the same as you, it creates the implication that it's OK that everyone is not the same as you, and that's just not acceptable!"

You know something, featherwearer (shocking choice of username), it is on a different level. We have professional sports teams called The Chiefs, Redskins, Braves and Indians making billions of dollars every year on games and merchandise, with cheesy, stereotypical mascots to represent them on top of the fact that…

Exactly. It appears that people just need to find something to complain about all the damn time.

Starring Meredith Baxter-Birney!

I never understood people being so pissed about hearing "Happy Holidays". It's not politically correct, really. It's common courtesy in realizing that maybe not everyone is exactly the same as you. It's also a way to group whatever religious holiday you may celebrate with New Years which is right around the same time.…

Do you mean Gawker Media as a whole or just Gawker itself? Because right here on Jezebel is a recurring twitter segment called tweet beat.

It's impossible to jeté in Maloof Hooves™.

Love the idea of feuding restaurants for some reason. I picture the staff waiting until the restaurant closes and then sneaking towards an alley in the cover of darkness where they will meet up and dance fight with kitchen utensils. I have a hilarious or bizarre imagination, not sure which one yet.

That's a very valid point. I'm slightly less excited about it now.

I don't even care if it's the same pictures, I love them. And I'm just really excited that it's a 2 hour premiere.

"The government should stay out of my business and not tell people what to do unless they're stopping people from doing things that I don't want them to do."

"He turned it sideways! Kill shot!"

Also, look at the blonde's hand. That's more than just bullying. Her hand is forming a gun.

My single favorite moment of the entire show.

"Pretend someone farted and then slapped you across the face."

I just want to thank whoever picked this stock photo. The brunette woman's facial expression is making me giggle uncontrollably. She's all, "The fuck did she just say?"

Just to be clear, I'm not a fan of Mitt Romney, but Jennifer Lawrence, in essence, said she'd provide Bradley with a "binder full of women" to date and everyone thinks it's cute?