Marilyn Monroe-branded clothing is launching at Macy's next month.

Thank you! Because I was really starting to wonder what the hell people were thinking.

I think that Charlize Theron cringing at her mention in the boob song was staged as part of the performance, no? It seemed like the camera men knew just who to cut to in the audience to show their reactions. Maybe that's obvious but I feel like I've seen a lot of comments from people who seem to think she was actually…

So I guess I'm drawn to superficial forms of entertainment but not invested in physical superficiality then. Looks like I just found my new twitter description.

I just watched it this weekend and loved it. One of the best movies I've seen in a long time. I liked it so much that I bought the soundtrack on iTunes as soon as the credits started rolling.

I think the only two Hollywood couple breakups that could truly shock me are Tom Hanks/Rita Wilson and Kurt Russell/Goldie Hawn. For some reason, I've put considerable thought into this.

Sacha Baron Cohen has outpaced Tom Hanks as the highest paid actor in America.

It's kind of like asking how anyone could endorse or be involved in Catholicism after finding out about the child abuse and molestation cases. It's not the exactly the same thing but it just shows how people will overlook some pretty terrible things in order to feel accepted or like they belong to something. It's…

Ive deleted a few people over the years, not necessarily because they were offensive or anything, just because I never spoke to them and didn't want to give access into my life to someone I had no relationship with. But just recently, I decided that many of the people who I love hanging out with in "real life" annoy…

Thank you. This is probably one of my favorite gifs of all time.

I think she did nothing wrong since she didn't mention the patient's name or any identifying information. Maybe this was in bad taste professionally, but that's about it. However, I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone who is not a public figure would have their status updates set as public.

Yes, but the naming of her tour has to do with her personal last name, no? Her name is now Beyonce Knowles-Carter. So my thoughts on naming her tour "Mrs. Carter" basically ends up being, "Okay, and?"

Parks & Rec, The Office, Any of the Real Housewives franchise (I know!), and Dateline: Real Life Mysteries.

I just love her. There's no other way to describe it.

This explains a lot of unsolved murders.

I'm still having a hard time understanding the nails sharpened to a point trend. Anyone else?

Isn't family grand?

Replace "cousin" with "aunt" and there's my situation. I used to try to counter her using logic and facts, even posting links to Snopes articles full of references and citations, only to be told that Snopes and all the sources they pull from are probably just "liberal agenda media". So I just blocked her from my news…

I'm emailing this link to my mother with the subject line, "You Fucked Up".

I agree, she's a beautiful girl. But everything about that hair is very awkward to me, the exception being the color. Maybe.