crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

Oh christ, are you kidding me. Do you see the way that asshole likes his steaks cooked? His coke is probably cut with crushed up Necco Wafers

This is not a new thought, but for a guy that never drinks, he sounds way too much like I did trying to make sense at 7am after a night of drugging my balls off.
The clogged nasal breathing, the dry mouth, the not-having-a-fucking-clue. All of it.

I don’t know how I can take 3 more years of this. I am so tired. I am weary in my bones.

Add in the “health coach” title and you get Beach Body. Uh, “coach”? You literally just told me to drink shakeology for several meals a day and then to eat a salad and you will be super healthy and so full of energy. No. No, I will not. I will be full of nothing because that stuff makes everything from the top of my…

I hate that I have invested thousands and 15 years into my incorporated business and have a fucking MLM rep tell me that they “run a woman-owned small business, too!”. No. No you fucking do not. Ugh. Lots of times even the reps don’t realize they are 100% being used as consumers and pawns in these schemes.

My SIL sells this garbage. My wife and I refer to it as “clothes for the suburban mom who has given up.”

Serious question: does anybody know why all these MLM companies can claim they aren’t pyramid schemes? I just don’t get it. Their business models are the literal definition of pyramid schemes, which are illegal. How can these companies legally exist? What insane loophole are they using?

If you have to say it’s not a pyramid scheme....it’s probably a pyramid scheme.

outcast “coalitions” of two to four male lions don’t get to have sex with females until their take over a pride.

These animals need counseling, because probably they have been influenced by gays who have gone to the national parks and behaved badly. I don’t know, they must have copied it somewhere or it is demonic. Because these animals do not watch movies.

OH MY GOD THAT THIRD PHOTO

Donald is holding Melania’s hand, whether she wants it held or not. Her hand makes almost a fist (and would be a full fist if she weren’t borrowing black panther’s claws for the Pearl Harbor visit). You can’t clasp hands with someone’s fist, so Donald has to make due with the ball of fingers.

Can we can pretty much assume that any young man in the vicinity of Kevin Spacey was pretty much groped, harassed, screwed etc?

My stomach clenches when I see the title FLOTUS and it’s Melania. Michelle O will always be my FLOTUS!

Probably Kim Jong Un because Donald Trump already fucks me every day.

Kim gives the vibe she is a good person.

Megyn Kelly Today: Because Nothing Else Is Really On™

The Kelly Living Room, 10/29/17, 9:00 pm

Never Forget: