“Why do people like her?”

My father is fat and retired but when he was was working he wore suits everyday. His suits were tailored to fit his body and he looked very good in them. It’s not because Trump is fat his suits don’t fit. It is because he doesn’t get them or allow them to be properly tailored.

Funny, though, how Emma’s experience is shared by so many women in nearly all industries.

All Asian jokes aside, I like Emma Stone and this sucks for her and the other actresses who have to deal with it.

I’m shocked. SHOCKED, I say... ShoCKed.

I used to work with a woman who had 2 cats. One day she made the argument that her raising cats was every bit as much of a commitment as me raising my daughter. I listened politely (since we’re friends) and then asked 2 questions:

we do not “engage in an economic cost/benefit analysis to see whether the children receive medical treatment”

He swinga di golf club, fantastico health, beepy di boopy di babay di!

private Italian lessons from women he found through Craigslist postings is such a long euphemism

a 70 year old man who doesn’t exercise and eats only fast food is in bad physical health, you say? I’d never!

With all my intuitive, witchy powers I tell you I have long believed Kanye to be bipolar. Love him, feel for him, he’s a blowhard but brilliant. Let’s try a little compassion- when it comes to mental illness, celebs are really just like us- except sometimes the fishbowl exacerbates the delusions and makes it harder…

This is a distraction.

but noteworthy nonetheless.

Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

Tomorrow begins... The Tantrum

Isn’t that against the law?

My boss has a theory that Melania’s anti-bullying speech was trolling her husband. I like this theory, and it makes me like her.

I hope he panicked and voted for Hillary.

this guy.