This is a joke right? Am I the only one who sees it’s just Chris Wallace talking to himself? The two look exactly alike.

I really don’t understand why we have to choose.

Does anyone else read “Jinger” with a hard g? I imagine it’s supposed to be like “Ginger” but I never think that until after I’ve read it and say to myself “who the fuck names their kid Jinger?”

This headline made my stomach turn. So happy it was actually about the Paris agreement and not some 70 year old man’s terrible sex education.

My mom is almost 70 and just started working out after she got a diagnosis of cardiomyopathy following having symptoms that seemed like a heart attack. This sort of action would literally put her life on the line since being publicly photographed and shamed would make it so she never wanted to return to the gym again.…

He ate a fucking cockroach on an episode and I was done.

Our favorite shows when our son was first born included Parks and Rec, Gilmore Girls, Top Chef, and Project Runway. We tried Disney or Pixar movies but new baby hormones and lack of sleep would have us both bawling. My sister in law liked Brooklyn 99, too.

I love Andy Dwyer and Peter Quill and think Chris Pratt is basically how my husband would look if he went to gym, so I’m kind of smitten. That said, he’s gorgeous and funny and should stop there. Make fun videos on Instagram, Chris. Don’t try and weigh in on the social and cultural state of the country. He reminds me…

My husband and I were already a pretty kickass partnership before we had the Nugget. We read through Gottman’s And Baby Makes Three before I delivered and that opened up a ton of dialogue that has helped us so much. I delivered early because of preeclampsia and Nugget was in the NICU, so I was even more grateful we…

I read this as “Scripted Cosmos Show” and got really excited that Neil deGrasse Tyson was coming back. I mean this is fine...whatever...compared to the universe it’s fine.

If I had cable, yes, abso-fuckin-lutely. I get everyone likes to hate on these guys, but they are why my husband and I turn on the hotel TV to HGTV every time we’re on vacation.

Crack a book, people. Then you’d know there’s no fucking point to watching this moving forward. It’s all downhill plotwise. Though there aren’t any bare nipples in books without pictures so I’ll still be tuning in.

Same. I’m 9 months postpartum and my feet went from an 11 to a 12w. Payless is one of the only places I can find shoes now to tide me over until me feet (hopefully) shrink back down.

Every single person in my family would be affected by this. My husband has Crohn’s, my 9 month old was preterm, and because I had preeclampsia when I was pregnant insurance costs would go up on the off chance I got pregnant again. It’s my 9 month old have a preexisting condition by being born early that really bothers…

I thought about Everything is Free a little too much. Like, everything is free but at the cost of having to endure your parents’ neuroses. As an adult, with a kid and hindsight, I prefer Fisher Price.

They’re a few weeks early for April Fool’s

I was a classic example of a kid who had discipline issues at school but not a home.

And yet...

And yet...

But didn’t we actually? According to the popular vote, most of us did vote for the candidate he endorsed.