“I think he made movies a long time ago or something.”

Watch a pickup truck not pull down an entire tree.

No one, it’s Cleveland.

MICROMACHINES!!!!!!!

To be fair I don’t know how rich they still are since they were civilly sued by the victim’s families and Ethan has cost them a pretty penny in legal fees. I would love for them to be out on the streets with no where to go.

lets all be honest here:

It could still shoot your eye out, though.

wow, that is some serious steering angle... drift-ready!

You get all the stars for the good work that you do for those women.

Thank God she got a $6 million settlement in her civil suit. I have this theory as an attorney that the only way rape victims can get vindication anymore is through the civil system. I have represented rape victims pro bono to file lawsuits against their attackers, and against the police department, and will continue…

Dot matrix printer?

They’re just going to keep filing delays until they can credibly claim that Cosby is to ill to be tried.

So the cheerleaders, who are also professional athletes, are supposed to make ends meet via ... what, exactly? Fucking the team and hopefully getting a few bills shoved their way in return? How nice and open-minded of these conservative fucksticks to show their support for prostitution.

Woah, that’s not a normal day. Most people don’t have breakfast.

These days “militia” means “white terrorists”. Lets treat them as such.

I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

That’s weird... learning new stuff and trying new things actually makes time go faster for me. Like... there’s ALWAYS not enough time to finish learning them or to actually expand the new thing I was doing.

Chill, guys! Seriously, this penis waving between friends and allies is boorish beyond belief.

I know you’re joking, but you’re welcome for the destroyers. And supplies. There was a brief moment during WWII when there were more US soldiers in the UK than British soldiers.