so she is leaving her kids POOP

It's beautiful.................

Toggle switches over touch screen everyday.

This is only tangentially related, but some guy at a house show asked me: "how many calories do you think you burn during sex." He wasn't trying to pick me up, he just thought he was cool by mentioning sex in a frank way. I said "none because I just lay there" and walked off. For sone reason thinking of that exchange…

Look at it this way - if what he does falls into DHS territory, he'll stop being paid on Saturday, when DHS runs out of funding.

I'm much, much, much more concerned with our bloated military budget than I'll ever be with social program fraud.

I adjusted all the sliders until I found the perfect font! But then I realized I had just recreated comic sans... what am I doing with my life?

That is a steal!

[Tanner Foust's Global Rallycross Beetle is not grounded to the ground at all. Photo credit Volkswagen]

Glacial profiling.

She just had a Crunchy allergy, thats all.

Ugh, the misogyny is still so rampant in the legal profession. I've has several male attorneys look absolutely stunned when I challenge them or get one over on them. It's like dudes, we took the same fucking LSAT and I'm a lawyer too. Don't act so surprised when I actually know how to be one.

I guess we could say it's only fair to have a woman-only Supreme Court for 192 years. Anything more than that and it's unfair.

To be honest, I feel like even if the whole government and supreme court was run by women this wouldn't happen.

first order of business: The banning of back hair.

More coming soon!