If you smoke marijuana, Tony Stewart will kill you.

Yesterday night, me and my guys were hanging out at someone's house, around a fire and we were drinking. We started talking about the Ray Rice incident, and for the first time ever, I disclosed my rape and abusive relationship to my friends.

Sending out a ton of invites to people you know won't come to your wedding is also a way that greedy people can get a ton of gifts and cash.

So only 600 of the guests get cupcakes??

But for the fact they did it in a park, a place set aside to remain natural and an amenity for the enjoyment of everyone. Some asshole trashing his car there is not appropriate, and he deserves to be slammed down hard for having done it. If I were the hiker, I'd be angry to find something like that. It pisses me…

Kendra and Ricky were reportedly only given a two game suspension by the NFL.

Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha, wiping it off with his towel.

I'm dealing with a male roommate who sprinkles on the seat every time. I've talked to him about it DOZENS of times. I just said fuck it and started either wiping it off with his towel (got that idea from PostSecret) or his toothbrush. I fucking can't with inconsiderate fools.

More like, fuck every Fox News affiliate.

Here's a big thank you to the author who tried to present an unbiased view.

So does he have to give the money back to The Sun?

I'm just happy that the box has no indication that it's a set of women scientists. Just a Research Institute with scientists. Full stop.

You'd want something interesting. NOT the 'hipster'-cafe-"racer"-it's-ALL-been-done-before crap that all the other websites are doing. Try something original.

Well of course Sarah Jessica Parker appreciates Horsepower...

You say "hanging from trees," George Will would say "floating due to excess privilege."

[insert obligatory request for a Firefox version (or point us to an alternative)]

It's the closed eyes in a couple of the portraits that get me skeezed out. WHY ARE THEIR EYES CLOSED?!?

Being dumb is one thing, but I wouldn't wish an accident like that on anyone

"This kind of stupidity will continue to happen, because man's desire to show off is greater than his ability to think about the consequences."