good one...

Nunes said, “The American people now clearly understand that the FBI used political dirt paid for by the Democratic Party to spy on an American citizen from the Republican Party.”

The administration at Franklin High issued a statement that read, in part:blah.blah.blah...

Thanks for reminding me that the upcoming generation has some balls.
The ones before them want mommy and daddy to do (whatever it is)...for them.

5 year old children are running the country.

Required reading.

Plus, he’s preaching to the die hards, those who elected him and need to hear that he’s doing the shitty things he’s doing.
He can turn one supporter into a “biggest turnout in history” kind of illusion.

Donald Trump so far: “Russian collusion is a hoax, Russian collusion is a hoax, Russian collusion is a hoax, Russian collusion is a hoax,...”
Donald Trump today: “Russian collusion is Obama’s fault.”

I believe the logistics alone will scuttle this.
There is already a system in place to distribute food, packaged and fresh, they’re called grocery stores.
The food is packaged by the manufacturer.
Who is going to package all these SNAP boxes? More importantly, who is going to inspect this food as it gets packaged by…

Yes, but every time the subject comes around, we hear from the folks who “never usually look” at other peoples’ grocery choices, but that “one time” they did, it was “people” (usually of color) cleaning out the steak & lobster supply with food stamps.

The “soles” look like they come apart, like legos.

...the current Speaker is considering retiring, having finally accomplished his lifelong goal of writing hatred of the poor into the United States tax code.

There’s an easy way to ensure that this charade doesn’t happen: a federal law banning these kinds of state and local subsidies to private businesses.

...and giving unsolicited internal advice to people parking on the street below me. It’s fun.

Yes, yes, OMG, YES!
And take that chain link fence crap within as well!

Body suits...when did the trend of wearing them over your leggings, or your pants? I’ve seen this several times now...sheeesh!

Thank you sir, I stand (sit) corrected. I’d only scanned the headings expecting the word bacon. Now I have the oven/bacon link, thanks again.

I clicked expecting one of the hacks to be about bacon...
:-(

Funny, how a “person” with the avatar of a confederate soldier will claim to not respect discrimination...

I’m going to create at least one new kinja name so I can give you more stars for that one!