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That’s great. I wish mine did.
But, I have an Acer chromebook that isn’t included in the list of machines that can run android apps. Actually, it’s not able to do much more than the day I bought it.
No support, make me feel like I own an Apple product.

Wyle E. Coyote, Super Genius... 

Obama is STILL coming for your guns...

Your local Democratic Party, which may not be worth a damn today, is just waiting for you to revive it.

where’s the link to the article about the bathroom speakers, who was a contender? Who won? Inquiring minds want to know...

She’s goin’ for that WWW Champion Becky Belt...

looks like an oil barrel with a bunch of old TV antennae stuck to it, and old metal casement windows for solar panels...

Thank you!

Hey, General Forrest...nice skirt!

That tent was, to me anyway, the only thing about the Aztek that I actually liked.
The Skylark? It always reminded me of building a model car out of all the left over bits from other ones.

Don’t forget the Aztek...

I always thought these were left over Camaro bumpers.
Waste not, want not:

By catching all his bullets?

Agreed.
If it was you or I, we’d be strung up and convicted by the words;
“I thought the pipe was a gun...”
I guess cops are the only ones allowed to second guess their murders, they are certainly the only ones allowed to huddle with their comrades and lawyers to get the story straight, before a “statement” is made...

The post office sucks, d’uh, but this one takes the cake. On the day my item from an online auction concern, my neighbors and I just happened to be standing around chatting.
The PO employee handed our mail directly to us, since we were all standing there by the curb.
No package for me, but the postal orifice claimed the

stop hoping, they’re still voting for him.
It’s in secret, though, like the good ol’ days...

The superweapon is capable of shooting projectiles at 4,5000 miles per hour

we can’t have the Poors telling us what to do, now, can we.
It’s the rich who know what’s best for us all!